The Internet – Erotic fantasy author Amanda Love Sexwords is burning up the Kindle charts with her newest release, Neck Romancer 3: Her Neck and the Woods. Kindle charts are rather volatile, much like the situations in this novel, so by the time you check the charts it is possible the book will be nowhere to be found, but for now its performance has been rock-solid.
Magic Mark the Neck Romancer, who is also a necromancer even though he doesn’t put that on his LinkedIn profile, had been forcibly removed from his spacious Gothic castle at the end of the previous novel, Neck Romancer 2: Buttresses and Butterfly Kisses. The authorities were not pleased with his often successful attempts to turn his female visitors into vampire soldiers despite not being a vampire himself, and all the other good Gothic castles were taken, so Magic Mark relocated to a not-at-all-suspicious cabin in the woods.
From his new home in the cabin, Magic Mark is able to meet and seduce numerous attractive female hikers who happen to be walking alone with nobody anywhere near them, which is a perfectly plausible scenario within the erotic fantasy genre. These encounters, which are all described in graphic detail with lots of sexy language, provide the erotic energy required to power Magic Mark’s new diabolical machine, the Transmogrifier.
The Transmogrifier, which has the same name as a similar apparatus in the Calvin & Hobbes comic strips for purely coincidental reasons, turns woodland creatures into intelligent yet fully obedient super-soldiers. These soldiers, if enough of them can be created, will allow Magic Mark to take over the world and enact revenge upon the people who bullied him during high school.
Magic Mark’s steamy encounters in the woods, which are worthwhile in their own right, seem to be slowly bringing him closer to his ultimate goal. But in literature as in life, things which seem simple rarely are simple. This becomes apparent when he falls in love with one of the hikers, someone who isn’t a fan of his nefarious plans.
When Magic Mark falls in love for the first time since the previous book, will he give up plotting once and for all and settle down? Will he perform telekinetic surgery on his own brain so he is no longer capable of love? Will he perform the Macarena nonstop until she gives up and leaves? Will he do something even more villainous? Or something totally different from the previous four questions?
To find out, you will have to read this totally real, not-remotely-fabricated novel by the real author Amanda Love Sexwords.