In a stunning statement this morning, one far too shocking for any other news source to even cover it, Donald Trump proclaimed that no matter what evidence Robert Mueller finds against him, this cannot be used to impeach him because Donald Trump is not, and never has been, the President of the United States of America.
This confession came in a Tweet which was posted about 10:30 this morning, although it says much later because TotesRealNews was using European Twitter for a little while for top-secret reasons. This is an unusual time for a Trump Tweet but this was an unusual tweet. Other news outlets did not dare to reproduce this before it got deleted, but we did, so here it is:
As is clear by the totally real screenshot above, it was retweeted by over 56,000 people before finally being deleted a short time later, but the fake news media alluded to above will never share in the memory of these 56,007 people, some of whom might even be humans rather than bots specifically created to like and retweet things like this.
The fake news media will also never share the follow-up tweet, but we will:
And then Barack Obama responded:
With such shots fired, more shots soon followed:
And then this:
Mr. Trump did not respond to this tweet, probably because his handlers read his previous tweets and took his phone away again.
But the Babadook responded several hours later, with the only tweet in this exchange which can still be found on Twitter: